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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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Well, that's definitely something new.
I hope.
So what happened?

#1 - On 03/12/2011 at 6:19am by Doortje

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If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a fucking idiot.

#7 - On 03/12/2011 at 6:58am by gotbiscuits

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