Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

More FMLs?

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cait also deserved it

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Wow! What a loser I woulda done anything to my girl lol

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They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

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I don't get why so many are popping up recently about boyfriends playing WoW rather than being with their girlfriends. Was there a new patch or something? I've always hated WoW, since it stole my three best friends freshman year...

He didn't say anything? And you waited for 30 minutes? What did you think he was doing for half an hour? haha

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Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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LOL and that Is the deffinition of a MLG

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what a douche lol

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LOL !

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FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD! Whatever you do, don't give him any kids. Those guys MUST NOT reproduce.

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dont blame your boyfriend for his methods of foreplay, no matter how weird. mayeb something about those sexy night elves gets him to "raise his sword" if you know what i mean

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World of Warcraft f*cks up lives... I wish I had a girlfriend who would say such things to me!

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Isn't this a repeat?

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@12: No. That was a very subtle innuendo that needs explanation.

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hahah WOW?!
What the douche?
c'mon now we all know those kids who play warcraft are losers.
well the ones i know bahaha

Lets go kill some dragons

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...Theresa?

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Haha loser. Is he gay? I mean cmon naked and blindfolded and she says you can do anything. What an idiot. I hate wow anyway tried it thought this is gay and never played it again. But to the poster definatly a fml moment. Maybe u should dump him lol tell him u think you might be getting in the way of his wow time.

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i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***

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That game doesn't change anybody anymore than other things. I can see some sports fanatic doing the same thing with an important game or event. It is the person who makes the decision based off what they find appealing.

Some of you people on here care so much for sex I can see you neglecting a child just so you can get your pee pee or boobies rubbed.

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i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***

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xD wat a nerd

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bros before hos.

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Well you DID say *ANYTHING.*

If my boyfriend tied himself to the bed and said I could do anything, I'd probably choose Warcraft, too. Next time, don't leave the decision completely up to him and that won't happen. :P

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What a loser. Dump him.

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Okay I read this and INSTANTLY knew who it was about, my ex frank was a TOTAL WoW nerd and his gf (now wife) is a kinky freak.. and they broke up because he chose WoW over her!!! hahah loooserrrs both of them! (oh and her name is michelle... and the user is chelle... coincidence? I think not...)

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I mean, if you're dating a guy that plays WoW, then you must not that be much of a looker yourself.

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World of Warcraft...the destroyer of relationships...I feel ya. My ex played 24/7

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Maybe he found a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt?


AGHHHHHHH.. UGGGHHHHH..

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Your boyfriend has a ticket to do anything to his girlfriend, yet he goes and plays World of Warcraft.

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Never take a man away from his WoW.
My bf knows not to take me away from WoW or Halo or else I kill him.

Is funny he chose WoW over 'anything'
Better luck next time(:

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sad, but my roommate has done the same thing to his gf... turning down sex for World of Warcraft= gay

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He's gay. Who would pick WoW over a naked, tied up, blindfolded chick?

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jeeez.. what is it with world of warcraft? is it that great?

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It's a freakin game and people treat it as if it were real life. Anyone who spends more than say 2 hours a day playing it should seek help

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Anything? Right. My ex-gf once said that to me, not short after it went like 'whoaa not that hole'.
Think i've read this one on here before btw, but that time she wasn't blindfolded i think. Maybe you're not that interesting, if WoW comes before you..

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I agree with #37... clearly if you choose a video game over a girl you are A- a loser, B- gay, or C- the girl is uninteresting and ugly lol

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I agree w. #4. . .why the hell did you wait a full 30 mins. ? Lol

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I still can't believe you waited half an hour. Wow. I think you FAIL too.

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meh F*** him. (or in this case, not) get your vibrator and go to town without him. Or maybe, get a webcam and laptop and use said vibrator while the webcam is on, and maybe he can watch you WHILE playing WoW?

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LOL, this is why when I tell my boyfriend he can do anything to me, I keep my eyes open. XD

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WoW is really addicting and kind of fun, actually. I wouldn't choose that over sex unless there was something REALLY interesting in the game. I hardly even play it though, I tore myself away from it. But I wouldn't blame him as much as the game, it is very addicting and SOMETIMES fun.

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That guys an idiot...

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#34 - Someone who's about to reach level 70, that's who.

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This is obviously bullshit:

1. The guys who don't have time for sex don't get girlfriends
2. You waited for half an hour? And you didn't notice him leave the room? What are you, stupid?

It's a joke at FML now to say "blah blah and he ignore me to play WoW, FML"
You guys are all suckers.

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What #46 said.

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hahahhaaha #10

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I feel your pain. For over 3 out of 4 years of being w/ my fiancee he was addicted to raiding. Now he plays random games and goes on forums all the time still.

oh wow your boyfriend is a loser.

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Raiding Ulduar > You

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@#4

yea, a new dungeon came out like... 2-3 weeks ago.

Still doesn't excuse the fact that you shouldn't be putting a game above real life... that's just not healthy.

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Dang, that sucks. Ida jumped all over that!

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Email me and I'll give you my address lol.

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Fake. You laid there tied up naked in your bed for 30 minutes while he wasn't there before you got up to see what he was doing?

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Dump him. World of Warcraft is for losers.

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Holy shit... Servitude... and i can do whatever i want... as a matter of fact i can do alot with that. Email me ur address and ill be there in 24 hours.

D.C.

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jenniejuniper86, there could be a million other people like that. so no, u don't know who it is.

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i love WoW
haha.

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This is when you give him a naked lap dance while he's playing WoW.

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You did say he could do anything...guess he chose to do nothing.

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You have self-esteem issues if you put up with that.

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He obviously thought you were going to stay in bed with the blindfold on and not go looking for him.

Actually your real FML should read: "My boyfriend plays world of warcraft. FML"

But of course everyone would say you deserve it for choosing to have a bf that plays WoW. I mean, c'mon... be serious.

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her boyfriend isn't the stupid one
she's obviously hideous or whatever if he chose a game over her
she seems ditzy as well if she waited naked, blindfolded for 30 minutes

her boyfriend seems like a jerk but she comes of as fat and ugly and stupid.
this is so obviously faked.

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jenniejuniper86, the point of FML is to pretty much just dump on a shitty day/experience that you've had. I myself don't believe you are correct in your comment but FML's are meant to be anonymous, so please, keep your comments of such nature to yourself. Thank you.

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well duh -_- would u rather have him bretray all his friends AND LET THEM DIE ?!?!?!!? or do something to u?

*hint*hint*

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Lol at #37!
"Not that hole". Priceless.

Take him to WoWs anonymous.

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I don't get why everyone is bashing on WoW players. The problem here is with the guy, not the game he plays.

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And those are the guys that have girlfriends life is really unfair :(

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haha. ya my bf is addicted to wow too. but i dont think he would ever turn down sex for it.

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Roflmao. He was raiding something else xD.

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you havnt played wow then dont bag on it. and yea he is a nerd but that isnt the whole population of wow players.

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This is why nobody should play world of warcraft.

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OMG my boyfriend plays wow too, i hate it i feel sorry for you ,, i understand

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oh my god, my brother plays that game and hes been addicted for sooo long. i swear he hasnt even kissed a girl. its pathetic.. hes eighteen. good-luck with that one.

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My lovely darling plays WoW, and other MMO's. But he's too much of a sweetheart to choose a game over me. All geeks arn't bad. >.>

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LOL @ #5.
and damn that sucks, but WoW's like thaat. you're probably one of his first girlfriends or somethingg ?
poor guy he hasn't learned moderation.

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You can sell gladiator characters for alot of money. Unless you want to sell yourself and be slutty, then theres nothing wrong with playing wow.

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ha ha wow.. i love WoW and im.. like supremely addicted to it but not that addicted xD poor you

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Maybe his friends found a boss and needed him to kill it or you're a ugly ass girl.
no mather which of those 2 is true, IT'S FRUSTRATING PEOPLE.

btw 11#
You fail, EPIC FAIL.

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any man can get with his girlfriend...but only a real man can resist that to get into a new raid to help out his friends. what a champ

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it a good game

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I think we might be dating the same guy. :p

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if it was an ulduar25 progression raid then it's somewhat justified

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World of Warcraft is a helluva drug.

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You'd understand if you played World of Warcraft. :P

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I live in chicago, and quite honestly, this isn't any different than all the dumbass Sox and Cubs and Bulls fans we have around here. They are TRULY ridiculous.

And wanting to play a game rather than have sex doesnt make someone gay. If someone wanted to watch the world series instead of have sex, would they be gay? No. At least with WoW, they're actually PLAYING, instead of sitting on their asses.

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#45 it's level 80 now...you're kinna behind lol.
but anyway 30 min!!!! why the hell did you wait so long???

World of Warcraft FTW

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WoW is srs business. Usually I would rather play video games then have sex too. At least it's more satisfying.

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Goddamn what a loser!

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you poor thing....once he started playing WOW....well it won't end well......

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shut up. =] i love warcraft and i'm a girl. I even had to convince my boyfriend to play. bwahahah !

screw everyone who says WoW is for losers. I mean, people are always on AIM and facebook and .. FML.com haha, like you guys are better than WoWers .. though I do all of the above. ^_^

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I fail to see how is's possible to be so addicted to a game. I'm a gamer, but if my girl did something like that, I guarantee you games will be gone from my mind for quite a while. People who can put a game before any relationship.....need help. Lots of it.

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YDI it for not getting up and joining him :3

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the guy is obviously a healer or smth. you weren't in the danger of dying, were you? logic saves the day. \o/

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WoW is NOT that interesting to me.
#96: Yeah I may have all of that, but I rarely get on AIM, when I'm on Facebook it is just to talk to my TX friends:) And here is to see people sufferXD
But if I had the chance to do something like, go on a date with a guy that I REALLLLLY like I would jump on it, computer off. I don't care if I'm talking to someone:P_
Only 24/7 thing I have is music.

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Meh. I know a girl who did that and ended up with 4 fingers in her butthole.

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Sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend.

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ROFL wat an idiot, i dont mind WoW but ild take a GF anyday

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I'm a WoW player, also a female. You have to be reasonable... just because its a guy doesn't mean they're always going to be in the mood, and you -did- tell them to do whatever they wanted. I've been shunned for WoW by a previous bf, which I now understand as I've passed up on stuff with my current one because honestly, sometimes I would rather play. It's not because WoW is a "drug" or for "losers" as so many people here think.. Be mindful that not everyone's libido is on the same page, and try not to let it bring you down.
On the other hand, if he really IS an addict, try tuesday mornings when the servers are down ;)

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Oh man, I wish my gf would say that to me... I'd ravage her.

But yeah, FYL

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i would have stayed with you fyl

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you waited half an hour before getting up...? haha

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Lies

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Yuck. I feel really sorry for you, I honestly don't understand this addiction to WoW... I've lost at least two friends to it, and it's really irritating to have to feign interest in it, when the stars align and they actually -talk- to me. :(

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you deserve better...... find a new boyfriend he is effin worthless

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My boyfriend did that to me. I came over to his house so we could spend some alone time, and I was lying on his bed naked, watching Chowder (because he left it on) while he played WoW.

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this really depends on the circumstances... if he was just playing around in WoW then sure, it's kind of stupid. on the other hand, if it was a raid with some really good guild that he was a new member in... :P (if you're really good at the game, it can become almost like a job to play it.) I think most people here calling him a "loser" are just doing so to feel better about their own insecurities

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i think most people are calling him a loser b/c he turned sex down for video games, even if i am insecure, i have a right to call out an idiotic move

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HAHA! That sucks... I LOVE playing WoW, you gotta play to understand. And like everyone's asking... WHY WAIT 30 MINUTES?

Did you tell him he could do anything... while he was playing? Cause sometimes when you're in the game, you're in the game. It happens.

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I've played WoW before and I'll admit its fun. but one of the main reasons my ex and I are no longer together is because he did this exact thing to me everyday for about 6 months.

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LMAO!!! dude. that's hilarious! xDDDDD

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Awe, poor you. Your boyfriend didn't want to have sex one time? What about all the times that he's wanted to do something and you've been "too tired," or "not in the mood." The whole world doesn't revolve around what YOU want.

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Alright, I'm gonna be blunt. I don't get why guys need to drop everything for sex. Someone shows their whatjamadoodads, what, we have to drop our hobby, stop watching our favorite shows? And why am I a loser if I'm not in the mood to get with my boyfriend? There are other elements in my life. Anyway, those who say Warcraft is gay are basically moron highschooolers who say much the same thing about anything they are too dull or impatient to understand. That said, there are better MMO's with better combat systems and less grinding so people don't get so engrossed. Get the guy hooked on one of those. Try Mabinogi.

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OK. first of all this is a fake post because anybody who plays world of warcraft doesnt have a life and wont go out to go find any women. If he does have a life and passes up pussy then hes gay.

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that's totally happened to me. I mean, minus the blindfold... but the same idea.

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I agree that does suck..A LOT. I was jealous of the relationship my boyfriend had with WoW for a really long time, so I finally played it to try to see how it was. It was actually super fun and super addicting. I stopped playing to get my life together again and focus on school, but I plan to play it again with him this summer. If you can't beat em, join em :)

But in all seriousness, thirty minutes?!

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This is why the world needs more gamer girlfriends. I can play WoW AND please my boyfriend. Why do girls seem to think the two are mutually exclusive?

I agree with #121 :) You can't beat 'em... so join 'em! It's fun!

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I play WoW a decent amount and a big patch did come out pretty recently so yeah.... but I mean video games over sex? Come on. People that make these bad decisions like these are the reason WoW players get labeled losers, the anti-poon, gay, etc.

And 30 minutes? I hope you dosed off or something at least, and didn't just sit there all anxious like a little kid on Christmas Eve.

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Maybe he NEEDED the blindfold?

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Maybe you should have made a hot character in the game so he'd pay more attention to you :p

But really, who does that? I think you should deprive him of sex for a while just to teach him a lesson

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WoW ftw.
you should play wow with him.
and then, have sex, while playing wow.
oh yeah. ;)

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this are the only possibilities why:
1. hes fuckin stupid
2.gay
3.world of warcraft fetish (if there is such thing)

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next time offer cleavage sex, lazy cow.

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i understand if he wasnt in the mood but the only reason you would walk away from the opportunity with out even telling her is what i listed above

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0_0 wtf is wrong with that idiot if it was me i would have told my friends to f*** off and then done sooooooo meney things to you lolz

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Wow takes guys lives. I am sorry for any girls who date guys that play wow

Wow haha, That's really really really sad. Meanwhile a ton of guys would've been very very happy to have a gf that kinky. Break up with him. Lol. Never ever get involved with a guy obsessed with video games. They'll gladly take the video games over the girlfriend. Its sad. =p

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hey take it easy. World of Warcraft is badass. Bros before weird kinky bitches.

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#17 - The WoW nerd himself, perhaps? xD

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unfortunately the same thing happened to me

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LOL AT #16 HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Srsly, these comments are sometimes even funnier than the posts. But WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!! I always thot WoW was gay. I mean RPG. Really? It's all about Warcraft 3: TFT! Dota ftw!

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my boyfriend does the SAME FUCKING THING!!!

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#132, you read my mind.

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You seriously waited 30 minutes?
And when you aren't doing anything time goes by even slower. I probably would have gotten up after like 2 minutes

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Well, you DID tell him he could do anything he wanted...

I mean gosh, he just wanted to run Naxx with his boys- you can't do it without a few good tanks! You can sex anytime you want...he could only raid RIGHT THEN!

Get it together, woman. Set up an account. Play with him. It'll work out.

WoW FTW! =]

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Your boyfriend is a loser. Dump his ass. What a faggot.

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By the way, #118, you are a loser for trying to defend putting a video game before everything. An addiction to an MMO isn't a hobby. If you read this and decide to respond, you will try to defend it again. Just see the truth, an addiction doesn't equal a hobby.

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what a douchebag. WoW was fun when i was 12, then i GREW UP. Tell that guy to get a life and find someone who is actually normal and not addicted to a game...

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you're probably ugly naked. or annoying. or he got sick of doing all the work. if you were taking his clothes off with your mouth he couldn't have walked out on you, could he? no. next time, why don't you contribute instead of just laying there expecting to be pleased?

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Ouch.
I thought WoW players were all desperate.

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#146 not all of WoW players are desterate!!!!
i play WoW....not desperate

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why are u guys saying hes a loser? she might have been ugly. and i don't this this is fake, just exaggerated.
she probably waited 2min tops.

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thats what you get.

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i click YDI for any FML starting with "as i lay naked and blindfolded"

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WoW kidnaps your soul. Log into his account and set up the parent protection where you govern what hours during the week he can play.

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YDI it,
maybe next time u shouldn't offer him sex during his guild raid time!!! =P

jk

but raiding is srs buisiness =P

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I agree with #10, as long as you date him you MUST use birth control!

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haha i created a profile just to comment on this specific FML.
that's terribly hilarious girly! Sad thing is, i can totally definatly see my bf doing that to me...that's why i'm the one who has to tie HIM down :P

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Are you, like many others, having problems with soul stoning? Now you can get help, call now at 1-800-969-PWND.

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I'm going to behonest i hate that game. My bf plays it and it drives me nuts but we don't live together so right now it is fine. For the people though that say the people that play the game is losers thats a bunch of bs it's just a game. my bf plays it but he wont put it before me, unless he is already playing it and im like wanna watch a movie. but he tells them all he time that he has to go so he can talk to me on the phone.
but when we do move in together i told him if it comes first over me with sex or just to hang out im dismantling his computer and hiding all the parts though his house. what makes that great he lives in a big house =-]

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sounds familiar.

but in his defense, WoW is a kickass game.

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I'm going to behonest i hate that game. My bf plays it and it drives me nuts but we don't live together so right now it is fine. For the people though that say the people that play the game is losers thats a bunch of bs it's just a game. my bf plays it but he wont put it before me, unless he is already playing it and im like wanna watch a movie. but he tells them all he time that he has to go so he can talk to me on the phone.
but when we do move in together i told him if it comes first over me with sex or just to hang out im dismantling his computer and hiding all the parts though his house. what makes that great he lives in a big house =-]

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Well. stop being slutty. [:

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WoW ftw,
he was clearly needed for ulduar..
its not everyday you get a piece of t8

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WOW is the worses game ever lol what an awful kid playing WOW when his girlfriend told him he can do everything stupid as f***

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Are you THAT ugly or is he just the biggest fucking loser ever?

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I feel like, yo,. deal,
here's what's up.
Uh... it's sex... and if having sex with you takes priorities over his best friends, in every situation, then maybe that's a little fucked up too.
If you were having an emotional problem, or something, then I understand, he helps you first. But dudes aren't always horny.
Imagine, right before you were going shopping with your friends or something, he pulls his dick out and is like, c'mon let's fuck. it's bullshit

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You told him he could do anything he wanted, which he proceeded to do. I don't see the problem.

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Get over it girl, I'm sick of all girls hating on guys with and they're hobbies such as WoW. We hate some of the things that u girls do but I'm not complaining. I've been with my girl for 3 years and am engaged and I'm an avid WoW player. I do admit I'm not going to let WoW get in the way of enjoying my time with my girl but also I'm not gonna let a girl dictate whether or not i can do something that I enjoy doing. Stop complaining his timing may not have been perfect but from the sounds of it you're slutty enough that he gets it pretty much whenever he wants, get over it and wait a bit when he's done he'll happily do u then probably.... unless ur just bad in bed......

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ah i'm really glad a guys never picked a hobby over me. He could have done the playnig another time. he's a loser.

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Words can not express how angry I would have been
He'd be on the curb in less than two minutes

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well...that just sucks...its also a little ironic that the ad on the side of my page is and ad for WOW FYL

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lmfao thats what my boyfriend would probably do.

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Darn, some boyfriend he is.

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Well, maybe this wouldn't be a problem if girls were more interesting than video games...

Just kidding, I don't even play any.

But seriously this is a problem with guys these days. Instead of doing something in reality they like to play in realms of fantasy.

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Why should a girl be able to run a guys life. If my friends called me and told me that they were going to die and loose a bunch of stuff when they died, id get on help them.

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wow, what a loser,lol. my boyfriend would be the opposite...

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Girl naked in bed and he chooses to play WoW? If it was me, WoW could wait. I'd have the girl.

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YDI for not knowing his raid schedule

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Not just guy's play WoW. I'm a girl and I love it. But it does suck to have that happen. FYL

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fyl, your boyfriend plays WoW

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WoW entertains me for about a month, one hour a day then its very boring. Killing fictional things loses it's appeal very quickly. I don't need epic equipment and mounts, where is it really going to get you in the real world?

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makes sense, your probably ugly and desperate

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WoW steals souls. That's my personal opinion by now... My boyfriend and I ended up breaking up because we didn't spend enough time together.
He was too busy with WoW to set aside time for me.

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wow im really sorry! but he could of done ANYTHING HE WANTED?!?! wow, your a pretty nice person

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NO, not FYL, Fuck his LIFE, ... HE is the warcraft addict

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Serves you right for dating a loser. Any real guy would be all over that

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Be happy he didn't turn down ANYTHING for Hello Kitty Island Adventure.....

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Please dump him.

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Well, you did say he could do "anything he wants to you", so he decided to leave you alone. Perfectly logically valid, if you consider what you told him to do.

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wow that guy no longer deserves his penis

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well who's hotter?

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Been there...he later broke up with me because we weren't "compatable". I didnt support his WoW habit.

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its a certified addiction. of exactly the same potency as the party drugs going around. also a good proportion of the guys that play it are actually normal. oh and welcome to the 21st century. EVERYONE plays video games.

however, ill also say that if the girls hot and lying there naked. and he was already next to her theres no way hed go of to raid, how the hell would he know they need him.

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------------------------PLEASE READ---------------------------------------
World of warcraft is a Massive Mutliplayer Online game, which means millions of people play it
It is also a "Role Play game" Alot of these Fags that play WoW Often have WoW Girlfriends

My cousion was cheated on from this girl he met over world of warcraft, he hooked up with her IRL and they had sex

Ask your boyfriend if he plays WoW.

Ive never played the game because ive been told is addicting which he probably why he played it
But people say its a good game. They just refuse to play it.

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Probably doesnt say too much for you in this case if he chose wow over you

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And whats with all these ppl saying all wow players are virgins and stuff? I play and in my guild its mostly couples who play together, some are married and have kids that play too

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Well enjoy)) Ok, you have very strange boyfriend, because I know few guys or even one guy who could drop everything because of the game.. Have nothing to say//just LOL//

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Maybe he went to play WoW instead of having sex because he was tired of her just laying there expecting him to do all the work.

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WoW is embarrassing,
My sister, who is 23 plays
it constantly, It's silly
and ridicculous. what the fuck
is a raid anyways? or a Gild leader,
or whatever...

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WOW... break up with him... he is obviously a pathetic loser that you dont need in your life!

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I've done that before.. not the most fun game.. starts fun then he ended up falling asleep on me.. ugh

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WoW is addicting.
If the guild is doing a raid well, you're SOL. =)
Nah, that does suck, being a WoW player myself AND married, I know you can play WoW and still have a LIFE.
What douchebag though.

WoW FTW. =)

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Just FYI, there's a reason why people usually equate playing WoW to not having a girlfriend at all.

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maybe you should realise that the world doesn't revolve around you. women come and go friends stay for life. why does sex have to be when you want it. its a lame alternative that he chose but i understand why he did it

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your boyfriend is either a moron or gay.
in either case, you can invite me over and i'll help you out.

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WoW sucks. Either destroy his computer or Kill the WoW developers and free 2 million people off it's evil spell. Besides, if you would have told him that you also included a fresh baked batch of cookies, he would have screwed ya.

Cookie!

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Several variables come to mind:

1: are you attractive?
2: is he considering breaking up with you?
3: does he like whore-y behavior?

Assuming this one sided story is all there is to the story, he should have fucked you. I still find this (the story and the haters) absolutely hilarious.

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is it just a coincidence that the ad banner showed "The World of Warcraft Gold Tycoon" advertisement when I clicked on this? Damn those google ads are smart

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That's par for the course for dating a guy that plays WoW.

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The first time I read this through I sympathised with you. But then I went back and my brain caught on the "30 minutes later" part. It took you an entire half an hour of waiting naked and blindfolded on a bed without hearing or feeling a single thing from him before you went looking for him?

Wow.

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Man, some of you people.

You know, sex doesn't come before everything all the time. Just because one person wants sex doesn't mean the other needs to automatically comply.

I think the ones who are uptight about this are people who get sex so rarely that they jump at any opportunity.

If you have sex regularly, you don't drop everything you're doing for a chance to have it. I mean, yeah, sex is great. But so is pizza and video games. Sex is not the end-all-most-awesome everything ever. That's a bit over the top.

I could have sex with my wife pretty much any time, and as often as I wanted. Does that mean I should have non-stop sex? No. I will eat, watch TV, or play video games most of the time.

I swear the critics here are either complete nymphos or virgins to place such a high value on sex, as if every opportunity should always be utilized. Sometimes, you just don't feel like sex. Wow, what a concept.

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hahaha wow, uhhh yea that sounds like someone I know.

Fucken wow pathetic boys.
>.>

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 187 makes a very very good point. At least it was WOW and not Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

I definitely know how you feel. I swear sometimes my boyfriend would rather be in a relationship with his female level 80 night elf druid than with me. And being realistic, he would probably turn down sex with me to do raid or arenas with his friends. But at least I know this, and I wouldn't even give him the choice.

I'm sorry though about your dipshit of a boyfriend, he sounds like a real prick. In a spur of the moment decision, what asshole takes WOW over sex?

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wow...i'm a little concerned about my gender. Is it really this bad with most of us? only one guy questioned what she looks like. Are you guys just blindly assuming she's hot or is being female the only standard that girls need to meet with you. you guys must be a bunch of studs. I'm looking out my window right now and i already see two girls i'd rather play a game of tetris with than see naked.

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Lmao!
Wow>you.

That sucks.
Dump him maybe?

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lmfao, number 12!

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At least you know he won't cheat on you with anyone (except WoW)! :D

And come on! Ulduar is out, give a man a break - there are 24 people waiting for him! :P

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Bravo boyfriend, bravo. haha Shows how addicting WoW can be. D:

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aww that really sucks!! what a jerk!

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Dump him. NOW.

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Ok first: You people that think WoW is only for losers can go fuck yourselves.

Second: Mabye your just an ugly ass girl. ever think of that?

Third: Are you really that stupid that you would wait 30 minutes before seeing wat he was doing? And come on, you did say he could do whatever he wanted.

I do think that he should have put you before WoW but seriously guys dont hate on people who play the game, if there is anybody to blame it is this guy who cant put real life before a videogame.

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cause you can have a life AND play WoW

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Ok first: All you people that say guys that play WoW dont have a life or are all losers are full of crap.

Second: Mabye your ugly? didnt think of that did you :)

Third: Come on you expect me to believe you waited 30 minutes before wondering enough were he was to go and check?

Ok so i do agree, he shouldnt be so addicted that he would give up sex for a videogame but sex isnt everything and the people that rant on guys who play WoW prolly are just trying to make them feel better about themselves...

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Ok first: All you people that say guys that play WoW dont have a life or are all losers are full of crap.

Second: Mabye your ugly? didnt think of that did you :)

Third: Come on you expect me to believe you waited 30 minutes before wondering enough were he was to go and check?

Ok so i do agree, he shouldnt be so addicted that he would give up sex for a videogame but sex isnt everything and the people that rant on guys who play WoW prolly are just trying to make them feel better about themselves...

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I can understand where he's coming from.
When friends need help, they NEED help.
:D

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Everybody who actually talks about WoW players like losers have do NOT know what they are talking about. I am a WoW player myself, and I can tell you that this is NOT uncommon for WoW players. It's an incredibly addicting game, and for those who have not played WoW, you cannot imagine how incredible this game is. I have seen the coolest and the most popular people turn into what you guys call "losers" or "lifeless." It's just one of the most addicting and best games ever released.

Don't hate on this guy. But I would still destroy this girl ;P. Or maybe it won't be as worth than raiding Naxxramas.

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I AGREE WITH BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY. WHETHER ITS GUYS/GIRLS THAT PLAY WOW, YOU ARE ADDICTED. I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND FOR 5YRS, MARRIED 3YRS. WOW IS A POWERFUL GAME THAT CONTROLS THE PLAYERS. SORRY FOR YOU WOW PLAYERS ITS TRUE. THE ONLY REASON I COMMENT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS FOR A LONG TIME. MY HUSBAND WILL NOT STOP PLAYING WOW FOR ANYTHING.

ITS UP TO THE PLAYERS HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO DEDICATE TO THE GAME ITSELF. I WENT INTO THE RELATIONSHIP KNOWING AND THAT WAS UP TO ME. IF YOU KNW THEY ARE ADDICTED TO THE GAME, ITS AT YOUR OWN RISK.

ALSO, ITS NOT RIGHT FOR ANYONE TO SAY THE PERSON IS UGLY OR TO BE JERKS ABOUT IT.

LIKE I SAID, YOU ENTER THE RELATIONSHIP AT YOUR OWN RISK. LUCKILY MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ABLE TO COMPROMISE. LOL!!! MY HUSBAND USED TO BE REALLY BAD BUT NOW HE TAKES ME INTO CONSIDERATION; MY SEX LIFE IS GREAT! :)

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shit i dont blame him.
itll be alot easier to get you in bed then get a whole raid together.
:p
:)

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>_< shoulda said anything u want to do to ME >_< lol

that guy fails

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dump the nerdy bastard

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What a nerd!! I would've had sex and made out!

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It took you that long to figure out he wasn't going to do anything?

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hey. don't underestimate the importance of WoW.

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What you need to do is tie him to the bed. :P

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Ok, I've got it. They need to make a game that mixes WoW and Rez. The MMORPGVibrations game. Help your party while vibrating your girlfriend. It's a perfect mixture for those MMORPG Zombies with girlfriends. Luckily I am not one of those guys lol BUT They really should consider mixing the two games. XD

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Lmao. WoW IS important! I'm female, and though i love sex, wow is undeniably fun lol. I bet your guys just like all the rest- cant resist those blood elf bodies :P hahaha.
Maybe you should get on wow too, im sure you'll have fun, raid with him, maybe thatll turn him on lol.

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the guys not a loser!!! hes just a good friend BROS BEFORE HOES.

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This happened to me too, I moved out that night...

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oh god, 237# that is pathetic.
So what, no sexy time for you one night. Cry more.

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2 things why are you dating/Giving him some

and
Not FYL, FHL he passed up poon for WOW

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Mmmm
Anything?
Hes a bitch
I would of done a VERY sexy thing 2 u ;)
NOT!!!!!!!!!!
I would of slapped u, and put a teddy bear next 2 ur vagg and take pics :D
I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!!!!
too bad 4 ur bf
Seein ur ugly hairy vag and ugly rotten boobies x_x
:(
FHL
P.S. WoW is for gay ppl...

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Shit the other comm waz my bro ssrryy

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Though I disagree wholeheartedly with the whole World of Warcraft scene, and am all for a man and a woman, or in some cases, multiple women (what up!?), getting freaky, there is one thing I must bring up that is more important than even the platinum rule; the Bro Code. Specifically, Article 1: Bros before Hos.
A bro must always be dedicated to his fellow bro. Plus, he's already screwed up for being in a relationship (especially if there's no sex involved, that's just stupid). After the first night, he should have kicked you out of his place, or better yet, snuck out of yours and never called again. That would leave him plenty of time for his personal endeavors, and, more importantly, to go out and find his next escapade.

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I totally understand how you feel my bf is the same way. I HATE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

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My boyfriend was addicted to video games (not WoW) in particular.)
He would always play them when we were on the phone. One day I hung up on him and didn't answer his calls/txts till the next day. He apologized and said he'd never ever play them around me ever again and that I would always be first! I guess it just depends on the guy and how much he wants you. :)

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i dated a guy who wouldn't give my laptop back to me because all he did was play that game.... total loser. dump him!

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thats hott ! if yu did that id be all over....lets try it, haha . jk.

bfs a douchee

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hahahahahaha men! Thats kinda funny if you think about it. You did say anything. I would laugh and peel him away from the computer lol.

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OH SNAPS!! didnt know shit like this couldve happened well i guess this is true: World of Warcraft>Girlfriend ^_^

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...and I'm saying this as a shamefaced wow addict; your boyfriend is a TOOL.

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Damn Fake I almost didnt spot this one. its actually the body of a joke. they just change the ending to Playing WoW. heres the joke. A woman was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. she told her boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to her. So he F***ed her Sister and went fishing. Great joke. No FML

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wow! i would have just done everything i could think of if i had that chance

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@121

Love you

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argh. my ex-boyfriend did that to me... more than once, too. :\

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hahaha maybe u should dress up like a dark elf maybe he will pay more attention

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Wow destroys lives i swear. i started playing and everything fell apart. always rushing to work and spending ALL my time playing, but i don't know if i'd pass up sex... thats pushin it Sex>WoW

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Wow. (no pun intended. . . okay, maybe it was)
My ex played WoW and I never had any trouble getting him to log off for some fun ;)
I actually play now, and though we aren't dating, we still play together.
Anyways. I'm sorry this happened to you, but I feel there must have been some underlying issues there.
WoW can be a soul-sucking game, but something is seriously wrong when Naxx comes before sex.

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"Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat, I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism." XD

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Man, that game is everything!!!

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You should then ask him if you can do whatever you want to do to him, but then anal him with a strapon!!!

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he's not "gay" or a "loser"... how come when a girl doesn't want to have sex, no one questions her sexuality... but when a guy doesn't, he's suddenly gay. oh, and #10, and everyone else that is insulting, get over yourself.

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What A Fuckin Loser. U Need A New Bf, Im Sry But If He Would Turn You Down For A Stupid Game?!?! I Mean Come On, Get Real!

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Dude i would /slap that guy so hard!!!

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haha i dumped my bf of 3 years because WOW became his life.
get out now!

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Dude, I'm a girl and I fucking love wow.
It's so fun.
Hey if that happened to me, I'd just laugh it off.
You guys are getting too butthurt over this.

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He was obviously trying to get exalted reputation with your mom.....

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@104... servers are down wednesday mornings.... get your weekdays straight :P

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WHATDIDYOUDO? thats fucked up.

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IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK DIRTY WITH ME, RESPOND TO THIS COMMENT!
we can figure something out (;

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Damn that sucks break up with him, I know a few girl's who's bf's are like that. They're always complaining.........

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@267 you must be in some far off time zone, because 104 is right, it's Tuesdays.

I've passed up sex for WoW before. But blindfolded and a free ticket for "anything??" I'd be getting all mad rutty.

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I'd probably do that to my BF. I

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And this is the reason I don't play WoW.

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Thats pretty fucked up, you wana good time? hit me up lol

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what a dumbass. you should dump him.

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wow im the same way im still a virgin but my boyfriend took me into his room and we where kissing and he went out the room for sum reason and as i was laying down i saw wold of warcraft on his desktop so i started to play and he came in with whip cream and chocolate and i took it out of his hand and was eating it as i was playing haha shugar rush and he just said oh wow and went to sleep

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It sounds like you should drop the WOWer and get a real man. Also did you actually lay there for 30 minutes? You should never have to wait for sex especially that long.

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this seems like something my boyfriend would do. i feel your pain.

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hes gay.

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Are you sure you boyfriend isn't gay?

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Oh damn.
He should have at least told you he didn't want to do anything.
Instead of just leaving you there to go play WOW.
How sad.

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that is fucked up y did u wait so long lolol WoW is realy gay i used 2 play but some ppl get reeeeal addicted

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HAHA #17

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Okay 276 you either were too scared to go that far, are fat, or your just not that into your guy and should dump him b/c you suck!
Chelle, you need a new man, at risk of sounding Cliche, he's just not that into you! The only good thing that comes out of guys playing video games all the time is the finger agility :)

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I can see that happening to me, my boyfriend likes WoW a lot but fortunately it hasn't.

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damn, i wish my girlfriend would do that...
you sure your boyfriend isn't gay??
or maybe he just has Ken parts.... =P

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damn, what a dick! i mean really, if he ditches doing ANYTHING with/to you for playing VIDEO GAMES with his FRIENDS (wich he can do anytime he wants, btw), well then he's just a plain idiot. no girl deserves to be ditched for video games. i know my bf would never do that...although i'm kind of afraid of what he WOULD do...lol jk jk

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if i was lucky enough to find a girlfriend who would do that id give up video games id treat her nicely

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30 minutes to notice?

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time to find a new boyfriend! but i agree w/ 288... wtf were you doing for a half hour while he was playing WoW

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Ow that really is a loser

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omg what an idiot
well are you ugly? that would explain it...
but if not than hes an idiot
if my gf said i would do her from the back
dam that feels good =]

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soz to break it to you but your boyfriend is a dumbass

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world of war crack shes a tough mistriss maybe you shoulda dressed up like an elve or what ever the f'n chick charecters are xD

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Wow, this is definitely an FYL.

I say get a new boyfriend - this one seems like too big of a nerd. WoW is dumb as fuck!

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#243...you're my hero....I love Barney from How I Met Your Mother. :)

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NEVER date a wow player.

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brake up with him, NOW

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What a douche bag. Dump that jerk.

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omg where u live I'll do ya up right! lol

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Yep, that's WoW for you.

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My opinion depends on the situation. If you're hot and he decided to play WoW instead than he needs some help, but if you're like really unattractive I guess I could understand why he would change his mind.

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10 is so right

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I agree with #10
I dated a guy where WoW was more important then anything. Dump him or you'll never get laid.

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i hate that game! it ruins peoples lives. you should end it soon because that was just wrong.

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OMG my ex was just like that.
Dump him immediately.
It only gets worse.

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Now, See, this would happen to me.

Only it'd be my girlfriend going to play WoW.

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Luckily both me and my bf plays wow :p So when he raids, I'm raiding too lol
Anyways, maybe he's bored with how things are in bed?
And, they really needed the main tank for that encounter! haha!

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haha.
sucks to be you!

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I play WoW...but WoW over sex????? Hell no...Just...No...

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAH WORLD OF WARCRAFT..... TOO ADDICTING... BUT MORE ADDICTING THEN SEX.....UMMMMM FUCK FUCK NOOO, ID FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND ALL NIGHT AND DAY IF SHE DID THAT.

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Aww man I am soo jealous of your boyfriend. Games are supposed to be fun an all, but when a game like WoW overtakes the decision of an offer like urs, there must be something with that dude. Sry that happened to ya.

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guys and that stupid game my ex invited me to his place... ended goin home i sat there for 3 hours watching him play...

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I hate to break it to you girl, but hes gay. He either doesnt like sex, is gay and loves his "friends" more than sex, or has the worst mental problem addiction to a fictional game...

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well what can i say that game is the shit !!!

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haha

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Wow hmmm is he gay or what, I mean Blindfoled Naked chick + Whatever you want to do= WoW
Can he not see the problem here.

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wow how stupid of him to do that

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Heeeeeee's a dumbass. That woulda been smexxi lol

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Awwww. you poor thing. Proof that WoW ruins lives. *shouts at the world* "Damn you jay stop playing that life stealer."

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world of warcraft sucks,if i had to choose bewtween every xbox 360 game or sex,sex would be my answer,what a douche bag,he probly has sex online

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Fuck all haters! You little fucks don't know shit about warcraft. So don't go flaming it. Now I wouldn't pass up an oppertunaty for sex but warcraft is the most epic MMORPG i have played.

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Look at Nation more commonly known as Abandonation he seems to find time to play it, work with Demineon, and see his gf.

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P.S.: #35 yes the game is very fun

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look, so this guy is definitely a loser.. still, do people really look at all wow players like this?

to me it's a real shame how an extreme minority of insanely addicted wow players make us all look this bad... i say this as a former wow player, i was semi-addicted but not like the OP's boyfriend. ha, just no

it's actually a fun game, certain people get addicted certain people don't, i know quite a few successful people who play/used to play, not just 20-year-olds in their parents' basements...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkQSB_h5lY


I would love to meet someone who plays WoW who isn't socially retarded. Consider that a challenge.

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WoW (get it world of warcraft and the actual wow) whats better fucking your gf or playing WoW... seriously Fucking GF is a better choice

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I can't make fun of him too much, my boyfriend would do the same. Good thing we're waiting to have sex. Maybe that'll keep a spank. Hey! Dress up as a magical wizard and make him do a "quest" ;)

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@325: That vid nearly made me fall off my chair laughing. Shame on you.

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Oops, meant 326.

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wow that's so totally sad dump his butt. if Id been in his place my choice would of been the gf even if it was just talking but then again Im careful about the girls I choose to date.
had a cousin who lost a great girl to that he wouldn't get off rune scape Im told .

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Shoulda went up and wore a revealing nightelve suit and seduced him that way.

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GUYS HE WAS OBVIOUSLY GOING FOR A WORLD FIRST DRAGON SLAY SO HE COULD GET AN ELITE TITLE LIKE "VANQUISHER" or "GOD SLAYER". WHO WOULDNT HAVE DONE THE SAME THING LIKE OMIGAWD...

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wtf... okay seriously you only know your addicted when you turn down sex for WoW.. i mean i fucking play the game but i NEVER turn down sex from my girlfriend when she asks! that's just.. retarded!

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ok ya i play the game but wtf seriously.....y wud he not want ta do anything to u

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Lol!
World of Warcraft is pretty intense :)
haha. id pbly do that to my boyfriend.

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That just shouldn't happen. Dump him. I used to be a huge WoW fan, but I wouldn't miss an opprotunity like that just because my friends needed me. Seriously, they can find somebody else.

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For The Horde!
Lol jk.
Thats pretty sad, you should dump him, he thinks WoW is more important.

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i know your pain :(

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I'm so happy my bf quit WOW... I used to have to put up with stuff like that.

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...am I the only human being on earth who dropped playing WoW at the drop of a hat when the significant other was within 10 miles of me?
Total FYL... time to get a new boyfriend.

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I think we may be dating the same guy.

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wow FYL right there get a new BF

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That's why you never date an addicted gamer.

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wow, WOW is addicting but not that addicting. naked chick or a videogame with some friends??? sorry guys your gonna have to tough it out i got better stuff to do

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Wow. If you're desperate enough to do that then you picked the wrong guy for it lol. "A dark hole has appeared in town. To defeat it, stab its heart with your blade." Lmao that could actually work as an even (Does WoW have events?)

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ha ha that's why i play wow myself. we raid together...THEN have sex xD

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OK....honestly, ya know maybe he wasnt in the mood. I dont get offended when my boyfriend wakes up and goes to play AION (or WoW) when I am in the mood. Get him some food, water/drink, kiss his cheek and go do your own thing for a bit.

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I understand.

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most people who play WoW can't do both at the same time, fortunately some of us have sound minds to put our women on their knees and continue to get epix

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haha, i agree with #348 :) play wow with him, then have sex. thats what i call a good night :)

then again...it is pretty damn sad that he saw you naked and blew it off for world of warcraft...maybe im just used to never having that happen :)

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he was probably going on a super important raid! WOW JK dump that idiot

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i actually believe that this was written by one of my fiance's little brothers ex's... because my fiance actually had to have a talk about this with him when 2 of his ex's who are my friends told me about this. sad but true. he will leave in the middle of sex for a raid. :/ boy needs help.

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LOL cut the phone line, that'll fuck him!! oh and next time he wants sex, give him a vibrator and tell him to go fuck himself! pole smoker!! lol peace!

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need someone to take care of you properly?

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WoW FTW!!

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sounds familiar :/

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u guys a faggets
world of warcraft is for ppl with no life

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