Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (68445) - you totally deserved it (8464)
On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)
I don't get why so many are popping up recently about boyfriends playing WoW rather than being with their girlfriends. Was there a new patch or something? I've always hated WoW, since it stole my three best friends freshman year...
He didn't say anything? And you waited for 30 minutes? What did you think he was doing for half an hour? haha
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD! Whatever you do, don't give him any kids. Those guys MUST NOT reproduce.
dont blame your boyfriend for his methods of foreplay, no matter how weird. mayeb something about those sexy night elves gets him to "raise his sword" if you know what i mean
#12 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:57pm by friedkabob1225
@12: No. That was a very subtle innuendo that needs explanation.
#15 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:58pm by depechemode
hahah WOW?!
What the douche?
c'mon now we all know those kids who play warcraft are losers.
well the ones i know bahaha
Lets go kill some dragons
#16 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:59pm by MaiLouIsLegend
Haha loser. Is he gay? I mean cmon naked and blindfolded and she says you can do anything. What an idiot. I hate wow anyway tried it thought this is gay and never played it again. But to the poster definatly a fml moment. Maybe u should dump him lol tell him u think you might be getting in the way of his wow time.
#18 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:00pm by Jordanpischke
i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***
#19 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:00pm by kiko1544463
That game doesn't change anybody anymore than other things. I can see some sports fanatic doing the same thing with an important game or event. It is the person who makes the decision based off what they find appealing.
Some of you people on here care so much for sex I can see you neglecting a child just so you can get your pee pee or boobies rubbed.
i would do anyhing to my gf if i had the chance, dat guys retarded as f***
#21 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:01pm by kiko1544463
Well you DID say *ANYTHING.*
If my boyfriend tied himself to the bed and said I could do anything, I'd probably choose Warcraft, too. Next time, don't leave the decision completely up to him and that won't happen. :P
#24 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:01pm by Leptailurus
Okay I read this and INSTANTLY knew who it was about, my ex frank was a TOTAL WoW nerd and his gf (now wife) is a kinky freak.. and they broke up because he chose WoW over her!!! hahah loooserrrs both of them! (oh and her name is michelle... and the user is chelle... coincidence? I think not...)
#27 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:07pm by jenniejuniper86
I mean, if you're dating a guy that plays WoW, then you must not that be much of a looker yourself.
#28 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:07pm by glamourghouls
Maybe he found a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt?
AGHHHHHHH.. UGGGHHHHH..
#30 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:08pm by GloomySkyz
Your boyfriend has a ticket to do anything to his girlfriend, yet he goes and plays World of Warcraft.
Never take a man away from his WoW.
My bf knows not to take me away from WoW or Halo or else I kill him.
Is funny he chose WoW over 'anything'
Better luck next time(:
sad, but my roommate has done the same thing to his gf... turning down sex for World of Warcraft= gay
#33 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:13pm by rknvb2
jeeez.. what is it with world of warcraft? is it that great?
#35 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:18pm by ilaughatfmls
It's a freakin game and people treat it as if it were real life. Anyone who spends more than say 2 hours a day playing it should seek help
Anything? Right. My ex-gf once said that to me, not short after it went like 'whoaa not that hole'.
Think i've read this one on here before btw, but that time she wasn't blindfolded i think. Maybe you're not that interesting, if WoW comes before you..
I agree with #37... clearly if you choose a video game over a girl you are A- a loser, B- gay, or C- the girl is uninteresting and ugly lol
#38 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:23pm by jenniejuniper86
meh F*** him. (or in this case, not) get your vibrator and go to town without him. Or maybe, get a webcam and laptop and use said vibrator while the webcam is on, and maybe he can watch you WHILE playing WoW?
LOL, this is why when I tell my boyfriend he can do anything to me, I keep my eyes open. XD
#42 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:31pm by white_mouse
WoW is really addicting and kind of fun, actually. I wouldn't choose that over sex unless there was something REALLY interesting in the game. I hardly even play it though, I tore myself away from it. But I wouldn't blame him as much as the game, it is very addicting and SOMETIMES fun.
#34 - Someone who's about to reach level 70, that's who.
#45 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:32pm by survivalism
This is obviously bullshit:
1. The guys who don't have time for sex don't get girlfriends
2. You waited for half an hour? And you didn't notice him leave the room? What are you, stupid?
It's a joke at FML now to say "blah blah and he ignore me to play WoW, FML"
You guys are all suckers.
#46 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:34pm by tempaccount
I feel your pain. For over 3 out of 4 years of being w/ my fiancee he was addicted to raiding. Now he plays random games and goes on forums all the time still.
@#4
yea, a new dungeon came out like... 2-3 weeks ago.
Still doesn't excuse the fact that you shouldn't be putting a game above real life... that's just not healthy.
Fake. You laid there tied up naked in your bed for 30 minutes while he wasn't there before you got up to see what he was doing?
#57 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:50pm by nevele11
Holy shit... Servitude... and i can do whatever i want... as a matter of fact i can do alot with that. Email me ur address and ill be there in 24 hours.
D.C.
#59 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:55pm by Demonchild
This is when you give him a naked lap dance while he's playing WoW.
#62 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:00pm by StreetSinger
You did say he could do anything...guess he chose to do nothing.
#63 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:03pm by lunchmeat317
You have self-esteem issues if you put up with that.
#64 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:11pm by I_am_stupid_also
He obviously thought you were going to stay in bed with the blindfold on and not go looking for him.
Actually your real FML should read: "My boyfriend plays world of warcraft. FML"
But of course everyone would say you deserve it for choosing to have a bf that plays WoW. I mean, c'mon... be serious.
her boyfriend isn't the stupid one
she's obviously hideous or whatever if he chose a game over her
she seems ditzy as well if she waited naked, blindfolded for 30 minutes
her boyfriend seems like a jerk but she comes of as fat and ugly and stupid.
this is so obviously faked.
jenniejuniper86, the point of FML is to pretty much just dump on a shitty day/experience that you've had. I myself don't believe you are correct in your comment but FML's are meant to be anonymous, so please, keep your comments of such nature to yourself. Thank you.
#67 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:16pm by IX_Wht_Wolf_XI
well duh -_- would u rather have him bretray all his friends AND LET THEM DIE ?!?!?!!? or do something to u?
*hint*hint*
#68 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:20pm by skittlesxmonster
Lol at #37!
"Not that hole". Priceless.
Take him to WoWs anonymous.
#70 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:27pm by CaptainJellyBean
I don't get why everyone is bashing on WoW players. The problem here is with the guy, not the game he plays.
#71 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:31pm by You_cry_I_laugh
haha. ya my bf is addicted to wow too. but i dont think he would ever turn down sex for it.
#73 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:43pm by lifesucks232
you havnt played wow then dont bag on it. and yea he is a nerd but that isnt the whole population of wow players.
#75 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:57pm by emailformygames
OMG my boyfriend plays wow too, i hate it i feel sorry for you ,, i understand
#77 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:04pm by Foreverlove22
oh my god, my brother plays that game and hes been addicted for sooo long. i swear he hasnt even kissed a girl. its pathetic.. hes eighteen. good-luck with that one.
#78 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:04pm by crazyinlove94
My lovely darling plays WoW, and other MMO's. But he's too much of a sweetheart to choose a game over me. All geeks arn't bad. >.>
LOL @ #5.
and damn that sucks, but WoW's like thaat. you're probably one of his first girlfriends or somethingg ?
poor guy he hasn't learned moderation.
#80 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:07pm by CeltricShock
You can sell gladiator characters for alot of money. Unless you want to sell yourself and be slutty, then theres nothing wrong with playing wow.
Maybe his friends found a boss and needed him to kill it or you're a ugly ass girl.
no mather which of those 2 is true, IT'S FRUSTRATING PEOPLE.
btw 11#
You fail, EPIC FAIL.
#84 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:12pm by aFMLaddict
any man can get with his girlfriend...but only a real man can resist that to get into a new raid to help out his friends. what a champ
I live in chicago, and quite honestly, this isn't any different than all the dumbass Sox and Cubs and Bulls fans we have around here. They are TRULY ridiculous.
And wanting to play a game rather than have sex doesnt make someone gay. If someone wanted to watch the world series instead of have sex, would they be gay? No. At least with WoW, they're actually PLAYING, instead of sitting on their asses.
#91 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:30pm by sweetjosephine
#45 it's level 80 now...you're kinna behind lol.
but anyway 30 min!!!! why the hell did you wait so long???
World of Warcraft FTW
WoW is srs business. Usually I would rather play video games then have sex too. At least it's more satisfying.
you poor thing....once he started playing WOW....well it won't end well......
#95 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:36pm by johnnyramone
shut up. =] i love warcraft and i'm a girl. I even had to convince my boyfriend to play. bwahahah !
screw everyone who says WoW is for losers. I mean, people are always on AIM and facebook and .. FML.com haha, like you guys are better than WoWers .. though I do all of the above. ^_^
I fail to see how is's possible to be so addicted to a game. I'm a gamer, but if my girl did something like that, I guarantee you games will be gone from my mind for quite a while. People who can put a game before any relationship.....need help. Lots of it.
#97 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:43pm by tsunamisurfer08
the guy is obviously a healer or smth. you weren't in the danger of dying, were you? logic saves the day. \o/
WoW is NOT that interesting to me.
#96: Yeah I may have all of that, but I rarely get on AIM, when I'm on Facebook it is just to talk to my TX friends:) And here is to see people sufferXD
But if I had the chance to do something like, go on a date with a guy that I REALLLLLY like I would jump on it, computer off. I don't care if I'm talking to someone:P_
Only 24/7 thing I have is music.
#100 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:49pm by ohhhhshizzz
I'm a WoW player, also a female. You have to be reasonable... just because its a guy doesn't mean they're always going to be in the mood, and you -did- tell them to do whatever they wanted. I've been shunned for WoW by a previous bf, which I now understand as I've passed up on stuff with my current one because honestly, sometimes I would rather play. It's not because WoW is a "drug" or for "losers" as so many people here think.. Be mindful that not everyone's libido is on the same page, and try not to let it bring you down.
On the other hand, if he really IS an addict, try tuesday mornings when the servers are down ;)
Yuck. I feel really sorry for you, I honestly don't understand this addiction to WoW... I've lost at least two friends to it, and it's really irritating to have to feign interest in it, when the stars align and they actually -talk- to me. :(
#109 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:17pm by kasha
you deserve better...... find a new boyfriend he is effin worthless
#110 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:18pm by eagles5813
My boyfriend did that to me. I came over to his house so we could spend some alone time, and I was lying on his bed naked, watching Chowder (because he left it on) while he played WoW.
this really depends on the circumstances... if he was just playing around in WoW then sure, it's kind of stupid. on the other hand, if it was a raid with some really good guild that he was a new member in... :P (if you're really good at the game, it can become almost like a job to play it.) I think most people here calling him a "loser" are just doing so to feel better about their own insecurities
i think most people are calling him a loser b/c he turned sex down for video games, even if i am insecure, i have a right to call out an idiotic move
HAHA! That sucks... I LOVE playing WoW, you gotta play to understand. And like everyone's asking... WHY WAIT 30 MINUTES?
Did you tell him he could do anything... while he was playing? Cause sometimes when you're in the game, you're in the game. It happens.
#114 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:56pm by antonettees
I've played WoW before and I'll admit its fun. but one of the main reasons my ex and I are no longer together is because he did this exact thing to me everyday for about 6 months.
Awe, poor you. Your boyfriend didn't want to have sex one time? What about all the times that he's wanted to do something and you've been "too tired," or "not in the mood." The whole world doesn't revolve around what YOU want.
Alright, I'm gonna be blunt. I don't get why guys need to drop everything for sex. Someone shows their whatjamadoodads, what, we have to drop our hobby, stop watching our favorite shows? And why am I a loser if I'm not in the mood to get with my boyfriend? There are other elements in my life. Anyway, those who say Warcraft is gay are basically moron highschooolers who say much the same thing about anything they are too dull or impatient to understand. That said, there are better MMO's with better combat systems and less grinding so people don't get so engrossed. Get the guy hooked on one of those. Try Mabinogi.
OK. first of all this is a fake post because anybody who plays world of warcraft doesnt have a life and wont go out to go find any women. If he does have a life and passes up pussy then hes gay.
I agree that does suck..A LOT. I was jealous of the relationship my boyfriend had with WoW for a really long time, so I finally played it to try to see how it was. It was actually super fun and super addicting. I stopped playing to get my life together again and focus on school, but I plan to play it again with him this summer. If you can't beat em, join em :)
But in all seriousness, thirty minutes?!
This is why the world needs more gamer girlfriends. I can play WoW AND please my boyfriend. Why do girls seem to think the two are mutually exclusive?
I agree with #121 :) You can't beat 'em... so join 'em! It's fun!
I play WoW a decent amount and a big patch did come out pretty recently so yeah.... but I mean video games over sex? Come on. People that make these bad decisions like these are the reason WoW players get labeled losers, the anti-poon, gay, etc.
And 30 minutes? I hope you dosed off or something at least, and didn't just sit there all anxious like a little kid on Christmas Eve.
#123 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:22am by hockeyguy289
Maybe you should have made a hot character in the game so he'd pay more attention to you :p
But really, who does that? I think you should deprive him of sex for a while just to teach him a lesson
WoW ftw.
you should play wow with him.
and then, have sex, while playing wow.
oh yeah. ;)
#126 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:41am by shawnarawwwrr
this are the only possibilities why:
1. hes fuckin stupid
2.gay
3.world of warcraft fetish (if there is such thing)
i understand if he wasnt in the mood but the only reason you would walk away from the opportunity with out even telling her is what i listed above
0_0 wtf is wrong with that idiot if it was me i would have told my friends to f*** off and then done sooooooo meney things to you lolz
#130 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:08am by thetellerguy
Wow haha, That's really really really sad. Meanwhile a ton of guys would've been very very happy to have a gf that kinky. Break up with him. Lol. Never ever get involved with a guy obsessed with video games. They'll gladly take the video games over the girlfriend. Its sad. =p
#132 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:37am by EffThisShyte
LOL AT #16 HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Srsly, these comments are sometimes even funnier than the posts. But WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!! I always thot WoW was gay. I mean RPG. Really? It's all about Warcraft 3: TFT! Dota ftw!
#137 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:03am by spitball1074
You seriously waited 30 minutes?
And when you aren't doing anything time goes by even slower. I probably would have gotten up after like 2 minutes
Well, you DID tell him he could do anything he wanted...
I mean gosh, he just wanted to run Naxx with his boys- you can't do it without a few good tanks! You can sex anytime you want...he could only raid RIGHT THEN!
Get it together, woman. Set up an account. Play with him. It'll work out.
WoW FTW! =]
By the way, #118, you are a loser for trying to defend putting a video game before everything. An addiction to an MMO isn't a hobby. If you read this and decide to respond, you will try to defend it again. Just see the truth, an addiction doesn't equal a hobby.
what a douchebag. WoW was fun when i was 12, then i GREW UP. Tell that guy to get a life and find someone who is actually normal and not addicted to a game...
#144 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:37am by fmlol123321
you're probably ugly naked. or annoying. or he got sick of doing all the work. if you were taking his clothes off with your mouth he couldn't have walked out on you, could he? no. next time, why don't you contribute instead of just laying there expecting to be pleased?
#145 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:40am by RyeBreadBoy
why are u guys saying hes a loser? she might have been ugly. and i don't this this is fake, just exaggerated.
she probably waited 2min tops.
#149 - On 05/02/2009 at 8:34am by mattiscool
i click YDI for any FML starting with "as i lay naked and blindfolded"
#151 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:47am by australiaaaa
WoW kidnaps your soul. Log into his account and set up the parent protection where you govern what hours during the week he can play.
#153 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:49am by PianoManGidley
YDI it,
maybe next time u shouldn't offer him sex during his guild raid time!!! =P
jk
but raiding is srs buisiness =P
I agree with #10, as long as you date him you MUST use birth control!
#155 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:09am by pancakelover
haha i created a profile just to comment on this specific FML.
that's terribly hilarious girly! Sad thing is, i can totally definatly see my bf doing that to me...that's why i'm the one who has to tie HIM down :P
#156 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:41am by angie_kins
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#157 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:54am by CaptainBaconMan
I'm going to behonest i hate that game. My bf plays it and it drives me nuts but we don't live together so right now it is fine. For the people though that say the people that play the game is losers thats a bunch of bs it's just a game. my bf plays it but he wont put it before me, unless he is already playing it and im like wanna watch a movie. but he tells them all he time that he has to go so he can talk to me on the phone.
but when we do move in together i told him if it comes first over me with sex or just to hang out im dismantling his computer and hiding all the parts though his house. what makes that great he lives in a big house =-]
#159 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:33pm by tab_ga1990
sounds familiar.
but in his defense, WoW is a kickass game.
#160 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:38pm by chickitychina
I'm going to behonest i hate that game. My bf plays it and it drives me nuts but we don't live together so right now it is fine. For the people though that say the people that play the game is losers thats a bunch of bs it's just a game. my bf plays it but he wont put it before me, unless he is already playing it and im like wanna watch a movie. but he tells them all he time that he has to go so he can talk to me on the phone.
but when we do move in together i told him if it comes first over me with sex or just to hang out im dismantling his computer and hiding all the parts though his house. what makes that great he lives in a big house =-]
#161 - On 05/02/2009 at 12:58pm by tab_ga1990
WOW is the worses game ever lol what an awful kid playing WOW when his girlfriend told him he can do everything stupid as f***
#164 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:21pm by peTroV
Are you THAT ugly or is he just the biggest fucking loser ever?
#165 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:05pm by BarbieSwag
I feel like, yo,. deal,
here's what's up.
Uh... it's sex... and if having sex with you takes priorities over his best friends, in every situation, then maybe that's a little fucked up too.
If you were having an emotional problem, or something, then I understand, he helps you first. But dudes aren't always horny.
Imagine, right before you were going shopping with your friends or something, he pulls his dick out and is like, c'mon let's fuck. it's bullshit
#166 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:06pm by 998thehat432
You told him he could do anything he wanted, which he proceeded to do. I don't see the problem.
#167 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:00pm by cthulhu1138
Get over it girl, I'm sick of all girls hating on guys with and they're hobbies such as WoW. We hate some of the things that u girls do but I'm not complaining. I've been with my girl for 3 years and am engaged and I'm an avid WoW player. I do admit I'm not going to let WoW get in the way of enjoying my time with my girl but also I'm not gonna let a girl dictate whether or not i can do something that I enjoy doing. Stop complaining his timing may not have been perfect but from the sounds of it you're slutty enough that he gets it pretty much whenever he wants, get over it and wait a bit when he's done he'll happily do u then probably.... unless ur just bad in bed......
ah i'm really glad a guys never picked a hobby over me. He could have done the playnig another time. he's a loser.
well...that just sucks...its also a little ironic that the ad on the side of my page is and ad for WOW FYL
#171 - On 05/02/2009 at 5:38pm by Shadows69Roses
Well, maybe this wouldn't be a problem if girls were more interesting than video games...
Just kidding, I don't even play any.
But seriously this is a problem with guys these days. Instead of doing something in reality they like to play in realms of fantasy.
#174 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:16pm by firebrand111
Why should a girl be able to run a guys life. If my friends called me and told me that they were going to die and loose a bunch of stuff when they died, id get on help them.
wow, what a loser,lol. my boyfriend would be the opposite...
#176 - On 05/02/2009 at 6:21pm by duchesse427
Girl naked in bed and he chooses to play WoW? If it was me, WoW could wait. I'd have the girl.
#177 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:18pm by realmmaster
Not just guy's play WoW. I'm a girl and I love it. But it does suck to have that happen. FYL
#179 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:54pm by spidergirl41
WoW entertains me for about a month, one hour a day then its very boring. Killing fictional things loses it's appeal very quickly. I don't need epic equipment and mounts, where is it really going to get you in the real world?
#181 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:26pm by cinderelly
WoW steals souls. That's my personal opinion by now... My boyfriend and I ended up breaking up because we didn't spend enough time together.
He was too busy with WoW to set aside time for me.
wow im really sorry! but he could of done ANYTHING HE WANTED?!?! wow, your a pretty nice person
#184 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:52pm by wooldoor316
NO, not FYL, Fuck his LIFE, ... HE is the warcraft addict
#185 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:51pm by AirPegasusXC
Well, you did say he could do "anything he wants to you", so he decided to leave you alone. Perfectly logically valid, if you consider what you told him to do.
Been there...he later broke up with me because we weren't "compatable". I didnt support his WoW habit.
its a certified addiction. of exactly the same potency as the party drugs going around. also a good proportion of the guys that play it are actually normal. oh and welcome to the 21st century. EVERYONE plays video games.
however, ill also say that if the girls hot and lying there naked. and he was already next to her theres no way hed go of to raid, how the hell would he know they need him.
------------------------PLEASE READ---------------------------------------
World of warcraft is a Massive Mutliplayer Online game, which means millions of people play it
It is also a "Role Play game" Alot of these Fags that play WoW Often have WoW Girlfriends
My cousion was cheated on from this girl he met over world of warcraft, he hooked up with her IRL and they had sex
Ask your boyfriend if he plays WoW.
Ive never played the game because ive been told is addicting which he probably why he played it
But people say its a good game. They just refuse to play it.
And whats with all these ppl saying all wow players are virgins and stuff? I play and in my guild its mostly couples who play together, some are married and have kids that play too
Well enjoy)) Ok, you have very strange boyfriend, because I know few guys or even one guy who could drop everything because of the game.. Have nothing to say//just LOL//
Maybe he went to play WoW instead of having sex because he was tired of her just laying there expecting him to do all the work.
WoW is embarrassing,
My sister, who is 23 plays
it constantly, It's silly
and ridicculous. what the fuck
is a raid anyways? or a Gild leader,
or whatever...
#199 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:08pm by chelsealovesnsn
WOW... break up with him... he is obviously a pathetic loser that you dont need in your life!
#200 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:29pm by georgeiscuriouss
I've done that before.. not the most fun game.. starts fun then he ended up falling asleep on me.. ugh
#201 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:32pm by party_sex_4ever
WoW is addicting.
If the guild is doing a raid well, you're SOL. =)
Nah, that does suck, being a WoW player myself AND married, I know you can play WoW and still have a LIFE.
What douchebag though.
WoW FTW. =)
Just FYI, there's a reason why people usually equate playing WoW to not having a girlfriend at all.
#203 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:46pm by atozeezerotonine
maybe you should realise that the world doesn't revolve around you. women come and go friends stay for life. why does sex have to be when you want it. its a lame alternative that he chose but i understand why he did it
your boyfriend is either a moron or gay.
in either case, you can invite me over and i'll help you out.
WoW sucks. Either destroy his computer or Kill the WoW developers and free 2 million people off it's evil spell. Besides, if you would have told him that you also included a fresh baked batch of cookies, he would have screwed ya.
Cookie!
#206 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:13pm by C0okieMonster
Several variables come to mind:
1: are you attractive?
2: is he considering breaking up with you?
3: does he like whore-y behavior?
Assuming this one sided story is all there is to the story, he should have fucked you. I still find this (the story and the haters) absolutely hilarious.
is it just a coincidence that the ad banner showed "The World of Warcraft Gold Tycoon" advertisement when I clicked on this? Damn those google ads are smart
#208 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:49pm by DeathByIrony90
The first time I read this through I sympathised with you. But then I went back and my brain caught on the "30 minutes later" part. It took you an entire half an hour of waiting naked and blindfolded on a bed without hearing or feeling a single thing from him before you went looking for him?
Wow.
Man, some of you people.
You know, sex doesn't come before everything all the time. Just because one person wants sex doesn't mean the other needs to automatically comply.
I think the ones who are uptight about this are people who get sex so rarely that they jump at any opportunity.
If you have sex regularly, you don't drop everything you're doing for a chance to have it. I mean, yeah, sex is great. But so is pizza and video games. Sex is not the end-all-most-awesome everything ever. That's a bit over the top.
I could have sex with my wife pretty much any time, and as often as I wanted. Does that mean I should have non-stop sex? No. I will eat, watch TV, or play video games most of the time.
I swear the critics here are either complete nymphos or virgins to place such a high value on sex, as if every opportunity should always be utilized. Sometimes, you just don't feel like sex. Wow, what a concept.
hahaha wow, uhhh yea that sounds like someone I know.
Fucken wow pathetic boys.
>.>
#212 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:02am by XxAngelxrawrsXx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 187 makes a very very good point. At least it was WOW and not Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
I definitely know how you feel. I swear sometimes my boyfriend would rather be in a relationship with his female level 80 night elf druid than with me. And being realistic, he would probably turn down sex with me to do raid or arenas with his friends. But at least I know this, and I wouldn't even give him the choice.
I'm sorry though about your dipshit of a boyfriend, he sounds like a real prick. In a spur of the moment decision, what asshole takes WOW over sex?
#213 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:57am by HJORules007
wow...i'm a little concerned about my gender. Is it really this bad with most of us? only one guy questioned what she looks like. Are you guys just blindly assuming she's hot or is being female the only standard that girls need to meet with you. you guys must be a bunch of studs. I'm looking out my window right now and i already see two girls i'd rather play a game of tetris with than see naked.
At least you know he won't cheat on you with anyone (except WoW)! :D
And come on! Ulduar is out, give a man a break - there are 24 people waiting for him! :P
#217 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:41pm by lazorzpewpew
Ok first: You people that think WoW is only for losers can go fuck yourselves.
Second: Mabye your just an ugly ass girl. ever think of that?
Third: Are you really that stupid that you would wait 30 minutes before seeing wat he was doing? And come on, you did say he could do whatever he wanted.
I do think that he should have put you before WoW but seriously guys dont hate on people who play the game, if there is anybody to blame it is this guy who cant put real life before a videogame.
Ok first: All you people that say guys that play WoW dont have a life or are all losers are full of crap.
Second: Mabye your ugly? didnt think of that did you :)
Third: Come on you expect me to believe you waited 30 minutes before wondering enough were he was to go and check?
Ok so i do agree, he shouldnt be so addicted that he would give up sex for a videogame but sex isnt everything and the people that rant on guys who play WoW prolly are just trying to make them feel better about themselves...
Ok first: All you people that say guys that play WoW dont have a life or are all losers are full of crap.
Second: Mabye your ugly? didnt think of that did you :)
Third: Come on you expect me to believe you waited 30 minutes before wondering enough were he was to go and check?
Ok so i do agree, he shouldnt be so addicted that he would give up sex for a videogame but sex isnt everything and the people that rant on guys who play WoW prolly are just trying to make them feel better about themselves...
I can understand where he's coming from.
When friends need help, they NEED help.
:D
#225 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:49pm by ASSRAPE
Everybody who actually talks about WoW players like losers have do NOT know what they are talking about. I am a WoW player myself, and I can tell you that this is NOT uncommon for WoW players. It's an incredibly addicting game, and for those who have not played WoW, you cannot imagine how incredible this game is. I have seen the coolest and the most popular people turn into what you guys call "losers" or "lifeless." It's just one of the most addicting and best games ever released.
Don't hate on this guy. But I would still destroy this girl ;P. Or maybe it won't be as worth than raiding Naxxramas.
I AGREE WITH BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY. WHETHER ITS GUYS/GIRLS THAT PLAY WOW, YOU ARE ADDICTED. I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND FOR 5YRS, MARRIED 3YRS. WOW IS A POWERFUL GAME THAT CONTROLS THE PLAYERS. SORRY FOR YOU WOW PLAYERS ITS TRUE. THE ONLY REASON I COMMENT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS FOR A LONG TIME. MY HUSBAND WILL NOT STOP PLAYING WOW FOR ANYTHING.
ITS UP TO THE PLAYERS HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO DEDICATE TO THE GAME ITSELF. I WENT INTO THE RELATIONSHIP KNOWING AND THAT WAS UP TO ME. IF YOU KNW THEY ARE ADDICTED TO THE GAME, ITS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
ALSO, ITS NOT RIGHT FOR ANYONE TO SAY THE PERSON IS UGLY OR TO BE JERKS ABOUT IT.
LIKE I SAID, YOU ENTER THE RELATIONSHIP AT YOUR OWN RISK. LUCKILY MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ABLE TO COMPROMISE. LOL!!! MY HUSBAND USED TO BE REALLY BAD BUT NOW HE TAKES ME INTO CONSIDERATION; MY SEX LIFE IS GREAT! :)
#227 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:31pm by LIZARD101
shit i dont blame him.
itll be alot easier to get you in bed then get a whole raid together.
:p
:)
#228 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:35pm by ecannon283
>_< shoulda said anything u want to do to ME >_< lol
that guy fails
#229 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:00pm by katashimon13
It took you that long to figure out he wasn't going to do anything?
#232 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:15pm by SarahxJane
Ok, I've got it. They need to make a game that mixes WoW and Rez. The MMORPGVibrations game. Help your party while vibrating your girlfriend. It's a perfect mixture for those MMORPG Zombies with girlfriends. Luckily I am not one of those guys lol BUT They really should consider mixing the two games. XD
#235 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:36am by evilralphwiggum
Lmao. WoW IS important! I'm female, and though i love sex, wow is undeniably fun lol. I bet your guys just like all the rest- cant resist those blood elf bodies :P hahaha.
Maybe you should get on wow too, im sure you'll have fun, raid with him, maybe thatll turn him on lol.
the guys not a loser!!! hes just a good friend BROS BEFORE HOES.
#237 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:49pm by mattiscool
Mmmm
Anything?
Hes a bitch
I would of done a VERY sexy thing 2 u ;)
NOT!!!!!!!!!!
I would of slapped u, and put a teddy bear next 2 ur vagg and take pics :D
I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!!!!
too bad 4 ur bf
Seein ur ugly hairy vag and ugly rotten boobies x_x
:(
FHL
P.S. WoW is for gay ppl...
#241 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:29pm by Adriennerox211
Though I disagree wholeheartedly with the whole World of Warcraft scene, and am all for a man and a woman, or in some cases, multiple women (what up!?), getting freaky, there is one thing I must bring up that is more important than even the platinum rule; the Bro Code. Specifically, Article 1: Bros before Hos.
A bro must always be dedicated to his fellow bro. Plus, he's already screwed up for being in a relationship (especially if there's no sex involved, that's just stupid). After the first night, he should have kicked you out of his place, or better yet, snuck out of yours and never called again. That would leave him plenty of time for his personal endeavors, and, more importantly, to go out and find his next escapade.
#243 - On 05/06/2009 at 10:07am by BarneyStinson
I totally understand how you feel my bf is the same way. I HATE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
#244 - On 05/06/2009 at 12:40pm by Tashation1
My boyfriend was addicted to video games (not WoW) in particular.)
He would always play them when we were on the phone. One day I hung up on him and didn't answer his calls/txts till the next day. He apologized and said he'd never ever play them around me ever again and that I would always be first! I guess it just depends on the guy and how much he wants you. :)
#245 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:01pm by potatochipsyum
i dated a guy who wouldn't give my laptop back to me because all he did was play that game.... total loser. dump him!
#246 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:57pm by monkey_cooch
hahahahahaha men! Thats kinda funny if you think about it. You did say anything. I would laugh and peel him away from the computer lol.
#248 - On 05/06/2009 at 7:25pm by blahnoopoo
OH SNAPS!! didnt know shit like this couldve happened well i guess this is true: World of Warcraft>Girlfriend ^_^
#249 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:46pm by EveryDayJackAss
...and I'm saying this as a shamefaced wow addict; your boyfriend is a TOOL.
#250 - On 05/07/2009 at 12:34pm by cheesefest
Damn Fake I almost didnt spot this one. its actually the body of a joke. they just change the ending to Playing WoW. heres the joke. A woman was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. she told her boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to her. So he F***ed her Sister and went fishing. Great joke. No FML
#251 - On 05/07/2009 at 1:43pm by Philinchains
wow! i would have just done everything i could think of if i had that chance
#252 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:47pm by Hockeymaniac
argh. my ex-boyfriend did that to me... more than once, too. :\
#254 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:33pm by framesyframes
Wow destroys lives i swear. i started playing and everything fell apart. always rushing to work and spending ALL my time playing, but i don't know if i'd pass up sex... thats pushin it Sex>WoW
#256 - On 05/08/2009 at 2:20am by Effeditallup
Wow. (no pun intended. . . okay, maybe it was)
My ex played WoW and I never had any trouble getting him to log off for some fun ;)
I actually play now, and though we aren't dating, we still play together.
Anyways. I'm sorry this happened to you, but I feel there must have been some underlying issues there.
WoW can be a soul-sucking game, but something is seriously wrong when Naxx comes before sex.
#257 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:53pm by defyingravity
"Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat, I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism." XD
#258 - On 05/09/2009 at 1:15am by UncleverName_FYL
You should then ask him if you can do whatever you want to do to him, but then anal him with a strapon!!!
#260 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:27am by justinwolf
he's not "gay" or a "loser"... how come when a girl doesn't want to have sex, no one questions her sexuality... but when a guy doesn't, he's suddenly gay. oh, and #10, and everyone else that is insulting, get over yourself.
What A Fuckin Loser. U Need A New Bf, Im Sry But If He Would Turn You Down For A Stupid Game?!?! I Mean Come On, Get Real!
#262 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:43am by pimp4lyf13
haha i dumped my bf of 3 years because WOW became his life.
get out now!
#264 - On 05/10/2009 at 7:10am by sugarsugar
Dude, I'm a girl and I fucking love wow.
It's so fun.
Hey if that happened to me, I'd just laugh it off.
You guys are getting too butthurt over this.
#265 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:31am by ellyheartattack
IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK DIRTY WITH ME, RESPOND TO THIS COMMENT!
we can figure something out (;
#269 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:22pm by tragiclife1234
Damn that sucks break up with him, I know a few girl's who's bf's are like that. They're always complaining.........
@267 you must be in some far off time zone, because 104 is right, it's Tuesdays.
I've passed up sex for WoW before. But blindfolded and a free ticket for "anything??" I'd be getting all mad rutty.
wow im the same way im still a virgin but my boyfriend took me into his room and we where kissing and he went out the room for sum reason and as i was laying down i saw wold of warcraft on his desktop so i started to play and he came in with whip cream and chocolate and i took it out of his hand and was eating it as i was playing haha shugar rush and he just said oh wow and went to sleep
#276 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:41am by lamisscrown
It sounds like you should drop the WOWer and get a real man. Also did you actually lay there for 30 minutes? You should never have to wait for sex especially that long.
#277 - On 05/16/2009 at 1:33pm by harleyguy58
this seems like something my boyfriend would do. i feel your pain.
#278 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:09pm by attentionwhore69
Oh damn.
He should have at least told you he didn't want to do anything.
Instead of just leaving you there to go play WOW.
How sad.
#281 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:22pm by AnnerNanner
that is fucked up y did u wait so long lolol WoW is realy gay i used 2 play but some ppl get reeeeal addicted
#282 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:59pm by sk8erguy5150
Okay 276 you either were too scared to go that far, are fat, or your just not that into your guy and should dump him b/c you suck!
Chelle, you need a new man, at risk of sounding Cliche, he's just not that into you! The only good thing that comes out of guys playing video games all the time is the finger agility :)
I can see that happening to me, my boyfriend likes WoW a lot but fortunately it hasn't.
#285 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:13am by greeneyedkitteh
damn, i wish my girlfriend would do that...
you sure your boyfriend isn't gay??
or maybe he just has Ken parts.... =P
damn, what a dick! i mean really, if he ditches doing ANYTHING with/to you for playing VIDEO GAMES with his FRIENDS (wich he can do anytime he wants, btw), well then he's just a plain idiot. no girl deserves to be ditched for video games. i know my bf would never do that...although i'm kind of afraid of what he WOULD do...lol jk jk
#287 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:21am by XxMoonStarxX
if i was lucky enough to find a girlfriend who would do that id give up video games id treat her nicely
time to find a new boyfriend! but i agree w/ 288... wtf were you doing for a half hour while he was playing WoW
#290 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:51am by kaylaaa_
omg what an idiot
well are you ugly? that would explain it...
but if not than hes an idiot
if my gf said i would do her from the back
dam that feels good =]
world of war crack shes a tough mistriss maybe you shoulda dressed up like an elve or what ever the f'n chick charecters are xD
Wow, this is definitely an FYL.
I say get a new boyfriend - this one seems like too big of a nerd. WoW is dumb as fuck!
#295 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm by itssuchanfmlday
My opinion depends on the situation. If you're hot and he decided to play WoW instead than he needs some help, but if you're like really unattractive I guess I could understand why he would change his mind.
I agree with #10
I dated a guy where WoW was more important then anything. Dump him or you'll never get laid.
#304 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:17pm by guamaniangirl703
i hate that game! it ruins peoples lives. you should end it soon because that was just wrong.
#305 - On 05/28/2009 at 1:59pm by skulls_n_hearts
OMG my ex was just like that.
Dump him immediately.
It only gets worse.
#306 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:58pm by mcrfreakx3
Luckily both me and my bf plays wow :p So when he raids, I'm raiding too lol
Anyways, maybe he's bored with how things are in bed?
And, they really needed the main tank for that encounter! haha!
I play WoW...but WoW over sex????? Hell no...Just...No...
#310 - On 05/31/2009 at 10:16pm by metsfan710
AHAHHAHAHAHHAH WORLD OF WARCRAFT..... TOO ADDICTING... BUT MORE ADDICTING THEN SEX.....UMMMMM FUCK FUCK NOOO, ID FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND ALL NIGHT AND DAY IF SHE DID THAT.
Aww man I am soo jealous of your boyfriend. Games are supposed to be fun an all, but when a game like WoW overtakes the decision of an offer like urs, there must be something with that dude. Sry that happened to ya.
#312 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:53pm by Diligent17
guys and that stupid game my ex invited me to his place... ended goin home i sat there for 3 hours watching him play...
#313 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:51pm by sunkissed_hotty
I hate to break it to you girl, but hes gay. He either doesnt like sex, is gay and loves his "friends" more than sex, or has the worst mental problem addiction to a fictional game...
#314 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:02pm by XXJoshXDXX
Wow hmmm is he gay or what, I mean Blindfoled Naked chick + Whatever you want to do= WoW
Can he not see the problem here.
#317 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:59pm by I_Will_Never_Win
Awwww. you poor thing. Proof that WoW ruins lives. *shouts at the world* "Damn you jay stop playing that life stealer."
#320 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:58am by ojust_vashy
world of warcraft sucks,if i had to choose bewtween every xbox 360 game or sex,sex would be my answer,what a douche bag,he probly has sex online
#321 - On 06/10/2009 at 12:40pm by DoubleDizzy69
Fuck all haters! You little fucks don't know shit about warcraft. So don't go flaming it. Now I wouldn't pass up an oppertunaty for sex but warcraft is the most epic MMORPG i have played.
Look at Nation more commonly known as Abandonation he seems to find time to play it, work with Demineon, and see his gf.
look, so this guy is definitely a loser.. still, do people really look at all wow players like this?
to me it's a real shame how an extreme minority of insanely addicted wow players make us all look this bad... i say this as a former wow player, i was semi-addicted but not like the OP's boyfriend. ha, just no
it's actually a fun game, certain people get addicted certain people don't, i know quite a few successful people who play/used to play, not just 20-year-olds in their parents' basements...
#325 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:54pm by roundnproud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkQSB_h5lY
I would love to meet someone who plays WoW who isn't socially retarded. Consider that a challenge.
lol i play WoW.. although I'm a 15 year old, which is an appropriate age to be playing a game like WoW, and i have a girlfriend and i have been laid and i am not socially retarded :D Challenge met =)
WoW (get it world of warcraft and the actual wow) whats better fucking your gf or playing WoW... seriously Fucking GF is a better choice
I can't make fun of him too much, my boyfriend would do the same. Good thing we're waiting to have sex. Maybe that'll keep a spank. Hey! Dress up as a magical wizard and make him do a "quest" ;)
#328 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:24pm by DebbyCanRap
@325: That vid nearly made me fall off my chair laughing. Shame on you.
#329 - On 06/15/2009 at 12:28am by roundnproud
wow that's so totally sad dump his butt. if Id been in his place my choice would of been the gf even if it was just talking but then again Im careful about the girls I choose to date.
had a cousin who lost a great girl to that he wouldn't get off rune scape Im told .
Shoulda went up and wore a revealing nightelve suit and seduced him that way.
#332 - On 06/18/2009 at 7:13pm by blondegurl718
GUYS HE WAS OBVIOUSLY GOING FOR A WORLD FIRST DRAGON SLAY SO HE COULD GET AN ELITE TITLE LIKE "VANQUISHER" or "GOD SLAYER". WHO WOULDNT HAVE DONE THE SAME THING LIKE OMIGAWD...
#333 - On 06/19/2009 at 3:33pm by fyourlife88
wtf... okay seriously you only know your addicted when you turn down sex for WoW.. i mean i fucking play the game but i NEVER turn down sex from my girlfriend when she asks! that's just.. retarded!
That just shouldn't happen. Dump him. I used to be a huge WoW fan, but I wouldn't miss an opprotunity like that just because my friends needed me. Seriously, they can find somebody else.
#338 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:50pm by undertherosejm
I'm so happy my bf quit WOW... I used to have to put up with stuff like that.
#341 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:16am by Rachel69xox
...am I the only human being on earth who dropped playing WoW at the drop of a hat when the significant other was within 10 miles of me?
Total FYL... time to get a new boyfriend.
#342 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:49am by justanotherhuman
wow, WOW is addicting but not that addicting. naked chick or a videogame with some friends??? sorry guys your gonna have to tough it out i got better stuff to do
#346 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:35am by diabolusmiles
Wow. If you're desperate enough to do that then you picked the wrong guy for it lol. "A dark hole has appeared in town. To defeat it, stab its heart with your blade." Lmao that could actually work as an even (Does WoW have events?)
OK....honestly, ya know maybe he wasnt in the mood. I dont get offended when my boyfriend wakes up and goes to play AION (or WoW) when I am in the mood. Get him some food, water/drink, kiss his cheek and go do your own thing for a bit.
most people who play WoW can't do both at the same time, fortunately some of us have sound minds to put our women on their knees and continue to get epix
haha, i agree with #348 :) play wow with him, then have sex. thats what i call a good night :)
then again...it is pretty damn sad that he saw you naked and blew it off for world of warcraft...maybe im just used to never having that happen :)
#352 - On 08/15/2009 at 12:07am by myhamisbetter
i actually believe that this was written by one of my fiance's little brothers ex's... because my fiance actually had to have a talk about this with him when 2 of his ex's who are my friends told me about this. sad but true. he will leave in the middle of sex for a raid. :/ boy needs help.
#354 - On 09/01/2009 at 12:15am by krayziegurl10
LOL cut the phone line, that'll fuck him!! oh and next time he wants sex, give him a vibrator and tell him to go fuck himself! pole smoker!! lol peace!
#355 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:53am by take_a_moment
