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Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (4459)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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