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Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32728) - you deserved it (5077)

On 03/05/2011 at 9:19am - intimacy - by mrssagdiyev (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Just don't do it till he agrees to stop
Easy answers to all FML

#12 - On 03/05/2011 at 2:16pm by Deservesit22

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That's an easy fix, stop having sex with him until he stops

#16 - On 03/05/2011 at 2:24pm by BallsMcLongcock4

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