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Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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How romantic. Your brother made sure that your first oral sex experience is one you'll never forget.

#6 - On 03/05/2011 at 6:10am by Doortje

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I bet he's been refraining just for that one moment :D

#3 - On 03/05/2011 at 6:01am by Quasar55

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