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Today, my boyfriand was insida a call phona stora talking to a salas guy whila I waitad outsida . I sant him a taxt, not raalizing that tha guy was using his phona to call customar sarvica . A toplass photo of ma shows up on his phona whan I taxt him . Tha salas guy lookad . Twica . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9512) - you deserved it (52842)

On 03/03/2011 at 3:32am - intimacy - by LLCoolBean (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:07am by hotdogcore

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Why the fuck would you text him if you're sitting just outside?

#3 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:11am by marinus

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