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Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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On 03/03/2011 at 3:32am - intimacy - by LLCoolBean (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:07am by hotdogcore

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You and your boyfriend are both idiots. You know every one of his friends has seen that photo, right?

#9 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:16am by Zebidee

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