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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13383) - you deserved it (64108)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

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