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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17543) - you deserved it (82938)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

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she owned u on that one

#2 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:03am by diesel42o

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op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}

#3 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:04am by sam_stalker

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