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Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML


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On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

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You should eat off plates. I find they're much handier.

#10 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:33am by chrstygrl06

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so? clean it. And it's not like you don't use plates. what's the big deal, ugh.

#6 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:19am by MauriceWinifred

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