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Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38109) - you deserved it (14895)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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win for your boyfriend.

#1 - On 02/25/2011 at 5:48am by jissie

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You're boyfriend is so dumb...emergency contraceptive prevents you from getting pregnant, it doesn't kill anything!

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 5:54am by Angelina3642

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