Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 02/23/2011 at 10:04am by loveyouall81
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Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.
#7 - On 02/23/2011 at 10:08am by mintcar
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