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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46983) - you deserved it (6745)

On 02/20/2011 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Justme (woman) - United States

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As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts.
I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

#4 - On 02/20/2011 at 1:14pm by MrDanimal

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And you're still calling him your boyfriend? Tell me, why exactly haven't you dumped him yet? He obviously doesn't care about you, so why do you still care about him? This might sound harsh, but really, don't put yourself through the pain.

#14 - On 02/20/2011 at 1:23pm by TheGenius

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