Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
by Justme / 02/20/2011 at 7:23am / United States / Intimacy
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As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts.
I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.
#4 - On 02/20/2011 at 1:14pm by MrDanimal
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Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.
#1 - On 02/20/2011 at 1:12pm by rachii
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