As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts.
I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.
And you're still calling him your boyfriend? Tell me, why exactly haven't you dumped him yet? He obviously doesn't care about you, so why do you still care about him? This might sound harsh, but really, don't put yourself through the pain.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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