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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (33101)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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No homo.

#1 - On 02/19/2011 at 6:32pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

#6 - On 02/19/2011 at 6:36pm by blackbird31

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