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Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34346) - you deserved it (3695)

On 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Faluna (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

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use her tooth brush to scrub it off

#5 - On 02/17/2011 at 7:30pm by randiZ25

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Put it under her pillow.

#3 - On 02/17/2011 at 7:28pm by CourtneyDanielle

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