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Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Good going, perv.

#1 - On 02/17/2011 at 5:56am by lionandthelamb61

See in context

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And she replied, "no, but mommy does"

#4 - On 02/17/2011 at 5:58am by ItsaMeLuigi

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