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Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10953) - you deserved it (73402)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Did you at least "get the apple store"?

#12 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:27pm by fbirem

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so what everyone watches it

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:08pm by JGunit

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