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Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (111322) - you deserved it (11759)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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what a poor floorplan

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:31am by yes

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hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:35am by yay!

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