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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34236) - you deserved it (4983) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

#2 - On 02/05/2011 at 6:10am by aseq94

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why are you in love with someone who has no regard for your emotions or sanity? she's bangin out next door for fucks sake, MOVE ON DUDE!

#11 - On 02/05/2011 at 6:28am by tans

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