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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40372) - you deserved it (6310) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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call the police on them for disturbing the peace !

#2 - On 02/05/2011 at 6:10am by aseq94

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Good for her if she's found a guy with whom she has better sex. Could also be that she is going a little overboard with the noise cause she's faking it with him, though, or she is aware of you being his neighbour and is showing off.

#3 - On 02/05/2011 at 6:11am by toelie

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