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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68453) - you deserved it (6288)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

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Better check your toothpaste.

#7 - On 02/04/2011 at 1:11pm by ROFLBERRYPIE

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check your sunscreen in the summer too. unless you like SPF 69

#10 - On 02/04/2011 at 1:15pm by uberletepoon

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