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Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

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You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

#18 - On 02/04/2011 at 11:07am by perdix

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ok so he has a hobby, nothing wrong with that. Maybe you should go to a gun range with him and see what it's all about. Let's face it we woman sometimes "force" our significant others to do or watch things only we are interested in. It's only fair to take turns and share in each others interests. Now if things start getting disturbing then I would be worried.

#16 - On 02/04/2011 at 11:03am by cathylee22

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