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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70058) - you deserved it (6588)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Hahaha fatties need love too

#1 - On 02/04/2011 at 6:09am by Mallorydomio

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Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

#4 - On 02/04/2011 at 6:12am by realsdmf

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