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Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blow-job. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (5084)

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I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life

#4 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:52am by Zombies_Rule

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well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl

.... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)

#3 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:47am by brootalxkeni

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