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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47493) - you deserved it (8093)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

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why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great fuck

#1 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:19pm by xMrAndyTranx

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Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question.

Like father, like son?
She likes it like that too?
She's glad you finally got laid?
She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?

#14 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:57pm by furburger

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