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Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

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well, apple sauce IS pretty good.

#2 - On 01/31/2011 at 1:04pm by Lillinette

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here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood

#7 - On 01/31/2011 at 1:11pm by JERZBornNRaised

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