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Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22754) - you deserved it (3222)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

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Take it as a compliment, you are pretty enough to masturbate to.

#3 - On 01/31/2011 at 10:14am by silversparkles4

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At least he came and went. I'm sure it's weird to semen do that. I mean, we can mass-debate this all we want but the fact is still erect that he did the blowing. She could probably only see his head, but I'm sure his plank stare said it all. What wood you do in this situation? Would you give him the shaft?

#22 - On 01/31/2011 at 10:52am by enoughgrace

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