Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
by anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 7:41am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
#6 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:02pm by UnprecendentedAw
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I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.
#19 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:20pm by DynamicDave
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