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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (8133)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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Maybe you should either lock your door or have your own place. If you're too dumb to figure that out, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

#6 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:02pm by UnprecendentedAw

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I'm a virgin. Not all of us lack grammar, consistency, and sense.

#19 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:20pm by DynamicDave

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