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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25560) - you deserved it (2332)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by bittenbyadonkey (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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I would love to call that woman my mother

#2 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:13pm by poopystick

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ROFL what was his response?

#5 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:15pm by Synaaron

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