'kay guys, I just arrived back in the country after nipple-kayaking across the Atlantic, just so I could get first post to make an incredibly inane comment. Yeah, that's right, NIPPLE-KAYAKING, you got a problem with that, people? Don't expect remorse from me like all those other bastards who get first post, Christ no, I'm a cold-blooded, heartless murderer of nipple elasticity.
That said, I do engage in intimate relations with the recently-deceased on occasion, which I feel slightly bad about, but that doesn't really make me a bad person, right? Right? Anyway, I have a pending prostate exam slash erotic noobfest with DocBastard, so I'm out. Wee-woo.
On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!
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