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Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (3283)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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i love ice cream too

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 4:31pm by bcoolplz

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Just say you have something else for him to eat.

#8 - On 01/24/2011 at 4:40pm by Doortje

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