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Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36542) - you deserved it (13387)

On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

#5 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:31am by jibz

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spit ..

#4 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:30am by craigkid

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