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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39503) - you deserved it (6338)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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