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Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (5653)

On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

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Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

#13 - On 12/30/2010 at 1:24pm by RayeofSunshine

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If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

#16 - On 12/30/2010 at 1:30pm by nerdsgetmehot

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