Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:11am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

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  • You should have peed on him.

    #1 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:00am by thesunsetglow

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  • Hopefully you're just a grower, not a shower. At least you don't go around looking at other dudes' dicks like that kid.

    #2 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:01am by rofflewaffle

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