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Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm a virgin and just wanted to take a peaceful nap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (7727)

On 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Nothing's wrong with being a virgin. (:

#3 - On 12/24/2010 at 2:59am by DarDarAttack

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Your first time having sex should be a special thing. Save yourself for the one you truly love. There's absolutely no rush.

#28 - On 12/24/2010 at 3:55am by kristen1823

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