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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15864) - you deserved it (88886)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:13pm by Julie

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Wtf, why would she hit you for kissing her??

#2 - That's what I want to know, too!

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:28pm by Amkii

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