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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14323) - you deserved it (84812)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:13pm by Julie

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Are you sure you've been hooking up with this girl? Maybe she would call it something else....you should clear that up with her and then write an FML about how you thought you've been hooking up with a girl but apparently according to her you havn't.

#7 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:03pm by Aviva1313

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