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Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (3809)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

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What else could you possibly expect after falling asleep on a public bus? Don't you watch porn?? Don't you know what kind of things people like every1luvsboners are capable of?

No offense, Boners...

#2 - On 12/16/2010 at 5:17pm by DocBastard

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Elbows? I'd have put my hands down your shirt, but that's just me.

#10 - On 12/16/2010 at 5:30pm by perdix

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