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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

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break up with her...

#4 - On 12/10/2010 at 6:03am by hkgirl89

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well was that before u guys got together?

#2 - On 12/10/2010 at 5:57am by 2muchshyt

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