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Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40750) - you deserved it (5211)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

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At least you have her now! ....yay!

#1 - On 12/09/2010 at 12:57pm by fatfatgoeshome

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Tell her that's fine, in a few years you'll trade her in for a newer and younger one anyway.

#9 - On 12/09/2010 at 1:04pm by knight0748

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