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Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19674) - you deserved it (16144)

On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -

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you couldn't just look through their contacts instead..?

#1 - On 12/08/2010 at 12:51pm by canadian_ftw

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Why do some guys always take pictures of their penis?

#4 - On 12/08/2010 at 12:53pm by Shorty_Shaza

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