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Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (3676)

On 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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awww he should get a breast reduction.

#2 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:02am by GuitarNukka520

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at least they won't sag when you grow old

#4 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:08am by memo619

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