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Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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lol@ people thinking she put on a Teddy bear suit. smh

#12 - On 12/05/2010 at 10:39am by chocolatechocha

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Women... I swear. You're supposed to have the lingerie under your clothes and make it a romantic dinner, then he MIGHT take a hint.

#9 - On 12/05/2010 at 10:35am by FlashBurn

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