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Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML


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On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard..

I may use it in the future :D

#7 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:34am by iliketurdles

See in context

Mom: No masterbating at the table young man, now finish your peas.
Son: Yes mommy.

#12 - On 12/05/2010 at 7:10am by mexipunker

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