Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard..

    I may use it in the future :D

    #7 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:34am by iliketurdles

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  • Mom: No masterbating at the table young man, now finish your peas.
    Son: Yes mommy.

    #12 - On 12/05/2010 at 7:10am by mexipunker

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