Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

#14048087
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (4533)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Top comments

Well, he's right.
Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together.
Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 4:19pm by RedPillSucks

See in context

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

#10 - On 12/01/2010 at 4:28pm by FYLDeep

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: