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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65162) - you deserved it (6816)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

#21 - On 04/28/2009 at 4:14am by Nexxion

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Then what happened?

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:28am by MtVernonVA

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