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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference.

If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

#9 - On 04/28/2009 at 4:11am by Seegtease

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HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:29am by Hugeness

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