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Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a blowjob?
Sweetheart, men are pigs. I am one, so I speak from experience. Tell your boyfriend what you posted here. Watch him squirm for a while, then if he's still around. Drop it and see if he changes. We men learn the hard way, but we learn.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014