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Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (5627)

On 11/28/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a blowjob?

#1 - On 11/28/2010 at 6:34am by YouCantBreakMe

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Sweetheart, men are pigs. I am one, so I speak from experience. Tell your boyfriend what you posted here. Watch him squirm for a while, then if he's still around. Drop it and see if he changes. We men learn the hard way, but we learn.

#4 - On 11/28/2010 at 6:42am by DaveOnDope

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