Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm / Singapore / Intimacy

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  • I hope nobody minds if I rush in here to say a little pre-emptive "STFU Perdix, that was the most unspeakably vile and off-colour comment I have ever read"? Well then, good day to you all, ladies and gentlemen.

    #1 - On 11/25/2010 at 5:24pm by KaySL

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  • Wait, what? It never seemed weird to you before, that it had never retracted?

    You should've done it yourself, gently. Or seen a doctor if it hadn't worked.

    YDI.

    #31 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:16pm by xFaust

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