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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18884) - you deserved it (5956)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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I hope nobody minds if I rush in here to say a little pre-emptive "STFU Perdix, that was the most unspeakably vile and off-colour comment I have ever read"? Well then, good day to you all, ladies and gentlemen.

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 5:24pm by KaySL

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there's some really retarded people commenting here... do you guys fu.cking realize that America is one of the only places in the world people still get circumcised? probably not, because you're American and are ignorant about anyone but yourselves.
circumcised penis are regarded as gross and disgusting by many people in many countries around the world.

#54 - On 11/25/2010 at 7:01pm by bassdredd

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