Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

by jsw029 / 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • That guy's pathetic... unbelievable

    #4 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:17am by lol

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  • Damn, that guy's slick!

    #1 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:06am by Grim

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