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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65186) - you deserved it (14215)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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