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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.

#10 - On 02/26/2009 at 7:25am by cindy

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That's disgusting.

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:33am by itsfuntobesexy

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