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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to say happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by sad gf -

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Maybe the condom was on his penis but it wasn't really USED yet

#3 - On 11/14/2010 at 7:06pm by natalia7x

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It's your anniversary and you didn't buy extra condoms. YDI

#14 - On 11/14/2010 at 7:46pm by kiwi00

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