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Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (6050)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

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Petting your pussy?

#9 - On 10/28/2010 at 1:56pm by dacho

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So? Just explain.

#4 - On 10/28/2010 at 1:50pm by mintcar

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